You don't have to be serious to mean business
In a world of A.I. and copy paste, authenticity is the ultimate act of rebellion
Most people settle for sounding like everyone else.You won’t.With Rebel Copy, you tell stories only you can tell – and you'll connect with your audience on a human level.No boring templates. No corporate waffle.No A.I. nonsense that crumbles under the slightest scrutiny...
Hi, Im Al – not A.I.
Every brand, every company, everyone has a unique story waiting to be told.At Rebel Copy, I don’t do “corporate”.I don't do "personal brand consulting" or A.I.-generated leadership posts.I've been trying my best to bend the rules for most of my life, and when I got into copywriting about 6 years ago, and later on found ghostwriting, I realised I'd stumbled into the perfect playground.My career background, and my experience in languages, linguistics, and teaching means I literally know all the rules.Now – as a ghostwriter – I know which ones to break.And how.Whatever your business, whether it’s aviation, ultra endurance, fintech, or flip-flops, your comms don’t have to be boring.If you’re ready to build authority by telling the stories only you can tell, I'd love to help you do that.Let’s get shit done.
Ghostwriting services
Premium ghostwriting for CEOs and founders who want a real voice on LinkedIn – not just another feed of recycled posts.My packages run as three-month projects, starting from as little as £500 a month.No long contracts. No generic content.Just authentic, strategic writing that sounds like you – and positions you as the radically human leader of your business.There are different tiers of service to suit your style and budget, with or without "thought leadership" articles.From £500 per month
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COnsulting
Writing your own posts? Great! That means they sound like you.Not everyone needs a ghostwriter.But everyone benefits from a fresh pair of eyes, or someone to bounce ideas off, help you figure out what’s worth saying and what isn't, and spot the gold in what you’re already doing and sharpen it.That's what you get with me in your corner, with 1:1 calls, feedback, strategy, and chat support.Starting from £500
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Trusted by rebels like you
From big brands to one man-bands, here are just a few of the amazing clients who’ve trusted me with their words:
Ready to join them? Let’s make your content unforgettable.
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Onboarding
Let's get started! I just need the following details to create the Client Agreement and Statement of Work.Thanks!
Rebel Copy Ltd Client Agreement
I have no contracts with my clients; just a handshake is enough.
Irving Paul Lazar (American businessman, 1907-1993)Introduction
While a handshake may have been good enough for ol’ Irving, and while I’m sure we’re both very nice people, I think it’s important to have an agreement in place so we both know what’s expected of each other. But that doesn’t mean we have to have hundreds of pages of legalese to wade through (and get stuck in). Side note: ask me about how I stayed in a five-star hotel in Boston for 1/5 of the price because I read the fine print…This agreement
This agreement is between Rebel Copy Ltd, registered at c/o Ama Accountancy Limited, 3 Catherine Wheel Mews, High Street, Botley, Southampton, SO30 2EA
and you as listed below because you want to hire me for ghostwriting, copywriting and/or consulting services.What are we agreeing to?As my client, you agree:
* You have the authority to enter into this agreement and do so voluntarily and knowingly
* To give me any and all relevant information, background, product details and so on in a timely manner – you can’t blame me for delays if I’m waiting for info from you
* To review my work and give feedback or request modifications in a reasonable time
* To pay the agreed fees up front, in advance, before the show hits the road – unless an alternative payment schedule has been agreed
* Not to materially change the scope of work, request endless revisions or keep asking for “just one more thing” – we can change the scope, but we’d need a new agreementAs the service provider, I agree:
* I have the authority to enter into this agreement and do so voluntarily and knowingly
* I’m definitely qualified and able to do the work we talked about, up to the standard you expect and deserve as a client
* To be as professional as I can in all our dealings, with the caveat that there’s a reason I left the corporate world to work for myself and named my business “Rebel Copy”Ending the agreement
This agreement covers either a project or a retainer.Projects
A project is a one-off block of work. As such, there isn’t an “end date” for this agreement. We’re done once I’ve sent you all the deliverables (and there’s probably a deadline for that in the SoW) and any agreed revisions.Retainers
A retainer is an ongoing service. We’ll keep going on a recurring monthly basis until you or I give notice to stop, unless there’s a specific date or duration in the SoW. If we need to change the details of the retainer, such as the deliverables or price, we’ll agree on a new statement of work. There is no need for a “renewal” unless there are any changes.Unless otherwise agreed, retainer fees for UK clients are collected by Direct Debit at the start of each month.If you want to get out of this agreement, you can. Please give me reasonable notice – meaning at least a couple of weeks, preferably a month. If you cancel, you won’t get any fees returned, but you’ll get the deliverables you’ve paid for.If I want to stop or change the agreement, I’ll give you a month’s notice and complete all the work you’ve paid for.Cancellation
If you change your mind and want to cancel the agreement before work has started, I’ll refund you 75% of the fee you paid up front. But just like on Mastermind, once I’ve started, I’ll finish, so there won’t be any refunds after we get started.Non communication
If you go dark on me and it seems like the project or retainer is going nowhere, I’ll stop working on it. If you’re on a retainer I’ll cancel the retainer fee at the first opportunity. The agreement will end and there will be no refunds.Changes
We need to agree on any changes to this agreement. If we need it, a new agreement and/or Sow will be created. If only a SoW is needed, the remainder of this agreement will still apply.If I intend to increase the price, I will give you plenty of notice and you will have the opportunity to end the agreement without any penalty.Intellectual property
You own the intellectual property of the work I produce for you as long as you’ve paid in full. If we’ve got a payment plan for a large project, I retain the IP until you’ve paid in full.However, unless we have an NDA in place, I reserve the right to use the work I produce for you in a portfolio, as samples or in my own advertising and marketing. If you’re not okay with that, you need to let me know, preferably in writing.I may use your existing copy from social media, websites or any material you share with me (or that I find associated with you/your company) to match your voice and tone, and you grant me a licence to do so.If you want to protect your IP with trademarks, copyright or any other kind of IP protection, that’s up to you.I do my very best not to infringe on the IP of any third party, but ultimately it’s your responsibility as the business owner. Rebel Copy Ltd will not be liable for any liabilities, damages, losses, costs or expenses arising out of any claim, demand, or action by a third party alleging infringement arising out of your use of the deliverables provided under this agreement. (Sorry, that bit was a bit legalese… sometimes it happens.)Liability
Your business is your business and my business is my business. Neither of us will have any claim against the other for lost profits, costs, damages or anything else other than the fees and deliverables in this agreement.Warranty
Other than the fact that we’ve already agreed we have the authority to enter into this agreement, there is no warranty (on either your behalf or mine).Confidentiality
Regardless of a formal NDA, I’ll treat your stuff (like design, creative, marketing, sales, finances, accounting, operating, performance, know-how, business and process information) as confidential unless it’s already out there in public. We’ll both treat this agreement in the same way.Status
I’m not your employee, partner, agent or anything along those lines. You don’t own me and you can’t tell me what to do (other than the deliverables). I’ll do my taxes and you’ll do yours – there is no withholding of taxes, and no holiday pay, sick leave, retirement benefits, national insurance, compensation, health or disability benefits, unemployment insurance benefits or employee benefits of any kind.I can and will do similar projects for similar businesses and you don’t have any exclusivity – there is no non-compete. If I want to or need to, I reserve the right to hire my own contractors or employees to work on this project, and they’ll be held to the same terms of this agreement.You can’t assign this agreement to another company unless you own that company in full. If your business details change, we’ll start a new agreement. This agreement and the Statement of Work are the entire agreement and supersede any other prior communications in writing or otherwise about this subject.Jurisdiction
If this all goes wrong (which it won’t, but just in case), we’ll do our best to sort things out without going to court – talking it through like adults, mediation, all that. If we end up in mediation, we agree to pay our own fees. If we can’t sort it out and end up in court, we’ll be bound by the applicable laws of England and Wales.If any of this agreement is deemed illegal or unenforceable, that doesn’t invalidate the rest of the agreement. If either of us doesn’t hold the other to their obligations under this agreement at any time, that doesn’t mean we can’t at a later date.After the agreement
All the relevant stuff like confidentiality still applies even after the conclusion of this agreement.Signing the agreement
We'll use the form below as acknowledgement/agreement, but this agreement will be in force whether you sign it or not if:
* You email me back and indicate your agreement to this agreement
* You pay (or continue to pay) the feeAfter you submit the acknowledgement below, I'll email you a copy.
Ghostwriting Snack Pack
Want to know if I'm the right ghostwriter for you?Try me out for £99.No crappy sales calls. No hour-long "discovery sessions."Just a 5-minute questionnaire...I'll look over your LinkedIn profile review and write 3 LinkedIn posts you can use immediately.They won't be perfect because I don't know you yet, but they'll be decent enough to get the picture.And if you actually think they're rubbish, I'll refund every penny. Just tell me what you hated about them.But here's what's probably going to happen instead –You're gonna see posts that sound like you. Not like ChatGPT. Not like every other "thought leader" regurgitating the same LinkedIn waffle.And you're going to think, "Shit... this guy actually gets it."£99 to find out if we're a good fit.£99 to get some content you can use right away.£99 to skip the "Let's hop on a call to see if we're aligned" dance.
Snack Pack Questionnaire
Let's get started! I just need a bit of info to get your Snack Pack ready. After you send me the info below, your posts should be ready for you in 3-5 working days.Thanks!
Snack Pack Feedback
Well? How was it for you? I'd appreciate any feedback on the service and the process so I can improve...
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This isn’t a mistake. I don’t have a portfolio.There’s only one possible upside to having a portfolio – you might see something you love and want to hire me immediately.But you’re already here. You’ve already seen something, or read something interesting enough – and convincing enough – to make you click something to get here. So you know I can write.But, in my opinion, the risk is far greater.You might look at something in my portfolio and think“Ooh Betty, no. That’s not what I want my brand to sound like. That’s not my voice.”Well no shit.Guess what?I didn’t write it for you.I wrote it for another client. And they fucking loved it. And it crushed.That’s why I would have put it in my portfolio – if I had one...And if you’re worried about whether I can match your voice, or if I’ll always be dropping in the odd fuck here or there – trust me – my vocal range goes from corporate America regulated financial services to big personality business mentor and pretty much anything in between.I’m nothing if not adaptable.So here’s what I do instead of having a portfolio:You book a call with me, we have a chat about what you need, and maybe I’ll write something for you.Something that’s actually useful.Like it? Awesome – hire me.Don’t like it? No troubles, bubbles – don’t hire me. You don’t owe me anything. Keep it, use it, it’s a gift from me to you.Sound good?Book a call here:
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