You don't have to be serious to mean business
Nobody wants to read corporate speak and stuffy jargon. Your audience deserves better than that. They want to understand what you do – how you help them – without needing a dictionary or a PhD. And that’s where Rebel Copy comes in.With Rebel Copy, you get more than just words on a page – you get copy that connects – taking your expertise and turning it into clear language your audience can actually understand and engage with.The result? Copy that cuts through the noise and makes an impact.
What you get
With Rebel Copy, you don’t just get a voice; you get a voice that’s authentic, impactful, and a little rebellious. Let’s shake things up and get your audience paying attention. Ready? Let’s make it happen.
Complex ideas simplified
No matter how niche or technical, your expertise gets translated into sharp, digestible content that’s easy for your audience to understand – without watering it down.
Targeted, effective messaging
Whether you’re talking to high-level execs or everyday customers, your message is tailored to resonate with the right people – no more talking over their heads or losing them in the details.
A brand voice that stands out
Your brand comes alive with personality, making it memorable and distinct in a sea of sameness. You won’t blend in.
Boring copy made bold
Copy doesn’t have to be dull to be professional. You get copy that’s bold, interesting, and effective – copy that sparks action and leaves an impression.
In a world of A.I. and copy paste, authenticity is the ultimate act of rebellion
Every brand has a unique story waiting to be told.At Rebel Copy, I don’t do boring. I take corporate dribble, tear it up, and turn it into something that actually makes people stop, read, and click.Betty, when you call me...
You can call me AlHey! I'm Al. I've been trying my best to bend the rules for most of my life, and when I got into copywriting about 5 years ago I realised I'd stumbled into the perfect playground.My background in languages, linguistics, and teaching means I literally know all the rules. As a copywriter I know which ones to break – and how.I don't think your copy has to be boring – no matter what your business is about.If you’re ready to ditch the fluff and make your brand sound real, unforgettable, and a little bit edgy, you’ve found your match.Let’s get shit done.
Consulting
Palaver
Every rebellion starts with a good palaver – a secret caucus where ideas are forged, plans are laid, and the course is set. This isn’t some stuffy boardroom meeting; it’s a real confab, where we roll up our sleeves and dive deep into what’s holding your business back.From micro-consulting to copy reviews or an ongoing consulting retainer – you get me on your team to listen, stroke my beard, and tell you what needs fixing to make everything better. Kinda like therapy, but with actionable strategies.Whether we’re aligning your messaging, overhauling your comms, or plotting how to rally your people behind your brand, this isn’t just a chat – it’s an indaba, a legkotla, where no idea is too big or too bold.We’ll thrash things out, plot the course, and leave no stone unturned. When the dust settles, you’ll have a clear, bold plan that’s ready to shake things up and get results.Ready for a palaver that actually gets things done? Let’s meet, confab, and conspire.30 minute micro-consulting call – £95
2 hours (2x 1h or 4x 30m calls) – £195
Copy Tune-up
The Leveller
If you’re like 90% of my clients, you probably write pretty well. You know your grammar, your sentence structure is solid, and maybe you even know what to do with a semi-colon.Gold star for you. Seriously, well done.And yet... here you are. Why?Maybe your website sounds boring or too technical.
Maybe your emails don’t get read or clicked.
Maybe your content’s just a bit, well, crap.Here’s the thing – writing well and writing great copy aren’t the same thing. You can get every grammar rule spot on and still end up with content that doesn’t connect. Because good copy isn’t about technical perfection – it’s about making people care. It’s about getting them to keep reading, click that button, or actually buy what you’re selling.Copy doesn’t have to be dull – no matter what your business does.
That’s where I come in. I’ll take what you’ve already written and “Level” it. Think of me like a modern- day Leveller – making sure your voice speaks to the people.Contact for pricing
Systems and Sequences
The Agitator
In any successful rebellion, recruitment is everything – bringing people on board, rallying them to the cause, and keeping them committed.Businesses are no different. Without a strong onboarding process and clear, consistent communication, even the keenest recruit can feel lost or disengaged.Enter The Agitator. Just like underground movements need the right messaging to bring in members, your business needs effective systems to onboard new clients, partners, or employees – and keep them informed and motivated.I’ll help you build communication frameworks that ensure smooth onboarding and sustained engagement. Whether it’s crafting welcome sequences, designing internal comms, or setting up automated touchpoints, we’ll create processes that keep everyone aligned with your mission.With The Agitator, onboarding isn’t just a process – it’s a rallying cry. It’s about making sure your team or customers don’t just join your cause, but stay fully invested in it.From £395
Copy Retainer
The Strategic Infiltrator
Every rebellion needs someone on the inside – someone who knows the landscape, the players, and the moves to make. That’s where the Strategic Infiltrator comes in. Think of this as your ongoing partnership, where I blend seamlessly into your business, working behind the scenes to craft the right
messaging, advise on strategy, and keep your brand’s voice sharp.With this retainer, you don’t just get a one-off project; you get a long-term ally in your corner, ready to adapt and evolve with your needs. Whether it’s copy that speaks directly to your audience, consulting that keeps your brand ahead of the curve, or just cutting through the noise with bold, clear communications – I’ve got you covered.From tweaking your website copy to streamlining your internal messaging and planning your next big move, I’ll be the infiltrator working quietly (but effectively) to help you get the results you’re after.Ready for a partner who’s always in the thick of it? Let’s infiltrate, strategise, and make some serious waves.From £750
Trusted by rebels like you
I’ve helped big brands and one man-bands cut through the noise, craft bold messaging, and make their mark. Here are just a few of the forward-thinking clients who’ve trusted me to bring their vision to life
Ready to join the ranks? Let’s make your brand unforgettable.
Ready to make some noise?
Whether you’re looking to overhaul your copy, craft a bold new strategy, or just shake things up,
now’s the time to take action. Let’s cut through the jargon, ditch the dull, and create something that connects with your audience. Sound good? Then let’s get started. Reach out today and let’s get shit done.
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