Ghostwriting for tech founders who give a f*ck

In a world of A.I. noise and copy-paste content, authenticity is the ultimate act of rebellion.

You've got something worth saying. Most founders never say it.Let's fix that.

Al Clunnie (Rebel Copy) speaking on stage at a copywriting event

Does this sound familiar?

You're hiding. And it's hurting you.

You know you should be on LinkedIn. Your competitors are.But every time you open the app you see a whole bunch of the same old beige, recycled content. Performative posts, inflated earnings, suspiciously well polished writing that doesn't say much, and all the typical LinkedIn cringe.And you'd rather say nothing than say something fake. So you stay quiet.But that's costing you.Customers can't find you. Talent joins someone louder. Investors back the founder they've heard from. And your team wonders if you still believe in the product at all.Hiding out doesn't do anything for you. It just means the right people never find out how good you are.

Al doing a weird smile

Hi, I'm Al – not A.I.

A writer.
Not a prompt engineer.

I'm not a content agency, an A.I. tool, or a 22-year-old with a course to sell.I'm a writer and strategist who's spent years inside businesses – in HR, recruitment, regulated industries, direct response copy and SEO – learning exactly how companies work and why most communication fails.I have a degree in Linguistics, and I've written content that drove millions in revenue. I've worked in fintech, aviation, law and ultra-endurance sports. I understand how language builds trust – and how most content destroys it.I use all of that to help founders like you show up as the expert you already are.

The Signal

Ghostwriting

Strategic ghostwriting for founders who give a f*ck.Stop feeding the algorithm with recycled noise.I help you build a reputation that precedes you – creating a voice that cuts through the A.I. slop and connects with the people who matter.No long contracts. No generic waffle.Just authentic, strategic storytelling that positions you as the unapologetically human leader of your business.Packages start from £1,000/month.Choose the tier that fits your mission.From £1,000 per month

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Palaver

COnsulting

Not everyone needs a ghostwriter. But everyone needs a filter.Stop guessing what works. I help you separate the signal from the noise, kill the corporate waffle, and sharpen your message.You get 1:1 strategy, ruthless feedback, and chat support on everything from LinkedIn posts to sales pages and emails.If it has words, let's make them count.From £520

Trusted by rebels like you

From big brands to one man-bands, here are just a few of the amazing clients who’ve trusted me with their words:


Ready to join them? Let’s make your content unforgettable.

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Zero to Voice

Want to know if I'm the right ghostwriter for you?Try me out for a month!We'll do an onboarding process which should take no more than an hour of your time, then you'll get an audit of your LinkedIn profile, a content roadmap you can take away and implement, and three pieces of authentic content in your voice – revisions included to make sure we get them right.Just £350

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This isn’t a mistake. I don’t have a portfolio.There’s only one possible upside to having a portfolio – you might see something you love and want to hire me immediately. Nice.But you’re already here. You’ve already seen something, or read something interesting enough – and convincing enough – to make you click something to get here. So you know I can write.In my opinion, the risk is far greater. A portfolio shows you how I write for other people. It tells you nothing about how I'd write for you.You might look at something in my portfolio and think:“Ooh Betty, no. That’s not what I want my brand to sound like. That’s not my voice.”Well no shit.I didn’t write it for you.I wrote it for them. And they loved it. And it crushed.That’s why I would have put it in my portfolio – if I had one...If you’re worried about whether I can match your voice – trust me – my vocal range goes from corporate America regulated financial services to big personality business mentor and pretty much anything in between.I’m nothing if not adaptable.If I showed you a portfolio, I’d be asking you to judge my ability to sound like you based on my ability to sound like someone else. So here’s what I do instead:You book a call with me, we look at your strategy and what you need. If we're a good fit, I’ll write a piece for you.Something that’s actually useful.Like it? Awesome – hire me.Don’t like it? No troubles, bubbles – don’t hire me. You don’t owe me anything. Keep it, use it, it’s a gift from me to you.Sound good?Book a call here:



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